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There is a great deal of protest made from
one quarter or another nowadays 
against the influence of that new journalism which is associated
with the 
names of Sir Alfred Harmsworth and Mr. Pearson. But almost everybody
who 
attacks it attacks on the ground that it is very sensational,
very violent 
and vulgar and startling. I am speaking in no affected contrariety,
but in 
the simplicity of a genuine personal impression, when I say that
this 
journalism offends as being not sensational or violent enough.
The real 
vice is not that it is startling, but that it is quite insupportably
tame. 
The whole object is to keep carefully along a certain level of
the expected 
and the commonplace; it may be low, but it must take care also
to be flat. 
Never by any chance in it is there any of that real plebeian pungency
which 
can be heard from the ordinary cabman in the ordinary street.
We have heard 
of a certain standard of decorum which demands that things should
be funny 
without being vulgar, but the standard of this decorum demands
that if 
things are vulgar they shall be vulgar without being funny. This
journalism 
does not merely fail to exaggerate life--it positively underrates
it; and 
it has to do so because it is intended for the faint and languid
recreation 
of men whom the fierceness of modern life has fatigued. This press
is not 
the yellow press at all; it is the drab press. Sir Alfred Harmsworth
must 
not address to the tired clerk any observation more witty than
the tired 
clerk might be able to address to Sir Alfred Harmsworth. It must
not expose 
anybody (anybody who is powerful, that is), it must not offend
anybody, it 
must not even please anybody, too much. A general vague idea that
in spite 
of all this, our yellow press is sensational, arises from such
external 
accidents as large type or lurid headlines. It is quite true that
these 
editors print everything they possibly can in large capital letters.
But 
they do this, not because it is startling, but because it is soothing.
To 
people wholly weary or partly drunk in a dimly lighted train,
it is a 
simplification and a comfort to have things presented in this
vast and 
obvious manner. The editors use this gigantic alphabet in dealing
with 
their readers, for exactly the same reason that parents and governesses
use 
a similar gigantic alphabet in teaching children to spell. The
nursery 
authorities do not use an A as big as a horseshoe in order to
make the 
child jump; on the contrary, they use it to put the child at his
ease, to 
make things smoother and more evident. Of the same character is
the dim and 
quiet dame school which Sir Alfred Harmsworth and Mr. Pearson
keep. All 
their sentiments are spelling-book sentiments--that is to say,
they are 
sentiments with which the pupil is already respectfully familiar.
All their 
wildest posters are leaves torn from a copy-book.
Of real sensational journalism, as it exists
in France, in Ireland, and in 
America, we have no trace in this country. When a journalist in
Ireland 
wishes to create a thrill, he creates a thrill worth talking about.
He 
denounces a leading Irish member for corruption, or he charges
the whole 
police system with a wicked and definite conspiracy. When a French
journalist desires a frisson there is a frisson; he discovers,
let us say, 
that the President of the Republic has murdered three wives. Our
yellow 
journalists invent quite as unscrupulously as this; their moral
condition 
is, as regards careful veracity, about the same. But it is their
mental 
calibre which happens to be such that they can only invent calm
and even 
reassuring things. The fictitious version of the massacre of the
envoys of 
Pekin was mendacious, but it was not interesting, except to those
who had 
private reasons for terror or sorrow. It was not connected with
any bold 
and suggestive view of the Chinese situation. It revealed only
a vague idea 
that nothing could be impressive except a great deal of blood.
Real 
sensationalism, of which I happen to be very fond, may be either
moral or 
immoral. But even when it is most immoral, it requires moral courage.
For 
it is one of the most dangerous things on earth genuinely to surprise
anybody. If you make any sentient creature jump, you render it
by no means 
improbable that it will jump on you. But the leaders of this movement
have 
no moral courage or immoral courage; their whole method consists
in saying, 
with large and elaborate emphasis, the things which everybody
else says 
casually, and without remembering what they have said. When they
brace 
themselves up to attack anything, they never reach the point of
attacking 
anything which is large and real, and would resound with the shock.
They do 
not attack the army as men do in France, or the judges as men
do in 
Ireland, or the democracy itself as men did in England a hundred
years ago. 
They attack something like the War Office--something, that is,
which 
everybody attacks and nobody bothers to defend, something which
is an old 
joke in fourth-rate comic papers. just as a man shows he has a
weak voice 
by straining it to shout, so they show the hopelessly unsensational
nature 
of their minds when they really try to be sensational. With the
whole world 
full of big and dubious institutions, with the whole wickedness
of 
civilization staring them in the face, their idea of being bold
and bright 
is to attack the War Office. They might as well start a campaign
against 
the weather, or form a secret society in order to make jokes about
mothers-in-law. Nor is it only from the point of view of particular
amateurs of the sensational such as myself, that it is permissible
to say, 
in the words of Cowper's Alexander Selkirk, that "their tameness
is 
shocking to me." The whole modern world is pining for a genuinely
sensational journalism. This has been discovered by that very
able and 
honest journalist, Mr. Blatchford, who started his campaign against
Christianity, warned on all sides, I believe, that it would ruin
his paper, 
but who continued from an honourable sense of intellectual responsibility.
He discovered, however, that while he had undoubtedly shocked
his readers, 
he had also greatly advanced his newspaper. It was bought--first,
by all 
the people who agreed with him and wanted to read it; and secondly,
by all 
the people who disagreed with him, and wanted to write him letters.
Those 
letters were voluminous (I helped, I am glad to say, to swell
their 
volume), and they were generally inserted with a generous fulness.
Thus was 
accidentally discovered (like the steam-engine) the great journalistic
maxim--that if an editor can only make people angry enough, they
will write 
half his newspaper for him for nothing.
Some hold that such papers as these are scarcely
the proper objects of so 
serious a consideration; but that can scarcely be maintained from
a 
political or ethical point of view. In this problem of the mildness
and 
tameness of the Harmsworth mind there is mirrored the outlines
of a much 
larger problem which is akin to it.
The Harmsworthian journalist begins with a
worship of success and violence, 
and ends in sheer timidity and mediocrity. But he is not alone
in this, nor 
does he come by this fate merely because he happens personally
to be 
stupid. Every man, however brave, who begins by worshipping violence,
must 
end in mere timidity. Every man, however wise, who begins by worshipping
success, must end in mere mediocrity. This strange and paradoxical
fate is 
involved, not in the individual, but in the philosophy, in the
point of 
view. It is not the folly of the man which brings about this necessary
fall; it is his wisdom. The worship of success is the only one
out of all 
possible worships of which this is true, that its followers are
foredoomed 
to become slaves and cowards. A man may be a hero for the sake
of Mrs. 
Gallup's ciphers or for the sake of human sacrifice, but not for
the sake 
of success. For obviously a man may choose to fail because he
loves Mrs. 
Gallup or human sacrifice; but he cannot choose to fail because
he loves 
success. When the test of triumph is men's test of everything,
they never 
endure long enough to triumph at all. As long as matters are really
hopeful, hope is a mere flattery or platitude; it is only when
everything 
is hopeless that hope begins to be a strength at all. Like all
the 
Christian virtues, it is as unreasonable as it is indispensable.
It was through this fatal paradox in the nature
of things that all these 
modern adventurers come at last to a sort of tedium and acquiescence.
They 
desired strength; and to them to desire strength was to admire
strength; to 
admire strength was simply to admire the statu quo. They thought
that he 
who wished to be strong ought to respect the strong. They did
not realize 
the obvious verity that he who wishes to be strong must despise
the strong. 
They sought to be everything, to have the whole force of the cosmos
behind 
them, to have an energy that would drive the stars. But they did
not 
realize the two great facts--first, that in the attempt to be
everything 
the first and most difficult step is to be something; second,
that the 
moment a man is something, he is essentially defying everything.
The lower 
animals, say the men of science, fought their way up with a blind
selfishness. If this be so, the only real moral of it is that
our 
unselfishness, if it is to triumph, must be equally blind. The
mammoth did 
not put his head on one side and wonder whether mammoths were
a little out 
of date. Mammoths were at least as much up to date as that individual
mammoth could make them. The great elk did not say, "Cloven
hoofs are very 
much worn now." He polished his own weapons for his own use.
But in the 
reasoning animal there has arisen a more horrible danger, that
he may fail 
through perceiving his own failure. When modern sociologists talk
of the 
necessity of accommodating one's self to the trend of the time,
they forget 
that the trend of the time at its best consists entirely of people
who will 
not accommodate themselves to anything. At its worst it consists
of many 
millions of frightened creatures all accommodating themselves
to a trend 
that is not there. And that is becoming more and more the situation
of 
modern England. Every man speaks of public opinion, and means
by public 
opinion, public opinion minus his opinion. Every man makes his
contribution 
negative under the erroneous impression that the next man's contribution
is 
positive. Every man surrenders his fancy to a general tone which
is itself 
a surrender. And over all the heartless and fatuous unity spreads
this new 
and wearisome and platitudinous press, incapable of invention,
incapable of 
audacity, capable only of a servility all the more contemptible
because it 
is not even a servility to the strong. But all who begin with
force and 
conquest will end in this.
The chief characteristic of the "New journalism"
is simply that it is bad 
journalism. It is beyond all comparison the most shapeless, careless,
and 
colourless work done in our day.
I read yesterday a sentence which should be
written in letters of gold and 
adamant; it is the very motto of the new philosophy of Empire.
I found it 
(as the reader has already eagerly guessed) in Pearson's Magazine,
while I 
was communing (soul to soul) with Mr. C. Arthur Pearson, whose
first and 
suppressed name I am afraid is Chilperic. It occurred in an article
on the 
American Presidential Election. This is the sentence, and every
one should 
read it carefully, and roll it on the tongue, till all the honey
be tasted.
"A little sound common sense often goes
further with an audience of 
American working-men than much high-flown argument. A speaker
who, as he 
brought forward his points, hammered nails into a board, won hundreds
of 
votes for his side at the last Presidential Election."
I do not wish to soil this perfect thing with
comment; the words of Mercury 
are harsh after the songs of Apollo. But just think for a moment
of the 
mind, the strange inscrutable mind, of the man who wrote that,
of the 
editor who approved it, of the people who are probably impressed
by it, of 
the incredible American working-man, of whom, for all I know,
it may be 
true. Think what their notion of "common sense" must
be! It is delightful 
to realize that you and I are now able to win thousands of votes
should we 
ever be engaged in a Presidential Election, by doing something
of this 
kind. For I suppose the nails and the board are not essential
to the 
exhibition of "common sense;" there may be variations.
We may read--
"A little common sense impresses American
working-men more than high-flown 
argument. A speaker who, as he made his points, pulled buttons
off his 
waistcoat, won thousands of votes for his side." Or, "Sound
common sense 
tells better in America than high-flown argument. Thus Senator
Budge, who 
threw his false teeth in the air every time he made an epigram,
won the 
solid approval of American working-men." Or again, "The
sound common sense 
of a gentleman from Earlswood, who stuck straws in his hair during
the 
progress of his speech, assured the victory of Mr. Roosevelt."
There are many other elements in this article
on which I should love to 
linger. But the matter which I wish to point out is that in that
sentence 
is perfectly revealed the whole truth of what our Chamberlainites,
hustlers, bustlers, Empire-builders, and strong, silent men, really
mean by 
"commonsense." They mean knocking, with deafening noise
and dramatic 
effect, meaningless bits of iron into a useless bit of wood. A
man goes on 
to an American platform and behaves like a mountebank fool with
a board and 
a hammer; well, I do not blame him; I might even admire him. He
may be a 
dashing and quite decent strategist. He may be a fine romantic
actor, like 
Burke flinging the dagger on the floor. He may even (for all I
know) be a 
sublime mystic, profoundly impressed with the ancient meaning
of the divine 
trade of the Carpenter, and offering to the people a parable in
the form of 
a ceremony. All I wish to indicate is the abyss of mental confusion
in 
which such wild ritualism can be called "sound common sense."
And it is in 
that abyss of mental confusion, and in that alone, that the new
Imperialism 
lives and moves and has its being. The whole glory and greatness
of Mr. 
Chamberlain consists in this: that if a man hits the right nail
on the head 
nobody cares where he hits it to or what it does. They care about
the noise 
of the hammer, not about the silent drip of the nail. Before and
throughout 
the African war, Mr. Chamberlain was always knocking in nails,
with ringing 
decisiveness. But when we ask, "But what have these nails
held together? 
Where is your carpentry? Where are your contented Outlanders?
Where is your 
free South Africa? Where is your British prestige? What have your
nails 
done?" then what answer is there? We must go back (with an
affectionate 
sigh) to our Pearson for the answer to the question of what the
nails have 
done: "The speaker who hammered nails into a board won thousands
of votes."
Now the whole of this passage is admirably
characteristic of the new 
journalism which Mr. Pearson represents, the new journalism which
has just 
purchased the Standard. To take one instance out of hundreds,
the 
incomparable man with the board and nails is described in the
Pearson's 
article as calling out (as he smote the symbolic nail), "Lie
number one. 
Nailed to the Mast! Nailed to the Mast!" In the whole office
there was 
apparently no compositor or office-boy to point out that we speak
of lies 
being nailed to the counter, and not to the mast. Nobody in the
office knew 
that Pearson's Magazine was falling into a stale Irish bull, which
must be 
as old as St. Patrick. This is the real and essential tragedy
of the sale 
of the Standard. It is not merely that journalism is victorious
over 
literature. It is that bad journalism is victorious over good
journalism.
It is not that one article which we consider
costly and beautiful is being 
ousted by another kind of article which we consider common or
unclean. It 
is that of the same article a worse quality is preferred to a
better. If 
you like popular journalism (as I do), you will know that Pearson's
Magazine is poor and weak popular journalism. You will know it
as certainly 
as you know bad butter. You will know as certainly that it is
poor popular 
journalism as you know that the Strand, in the great days of Sherlock
Holmes, was good popular journalism. Mr. Pearson has been a monument
of 
this enormous banality. About everything he says and does there
is 
something infinitely weak-minded. He clamours for home trades
and employs 
foreign ones to print his paper. When this glaring fact is pointed
out, he 
does not say that the thing was an oversight, like a sane man.
He cuts it 
off with scissors, like a child of three. His very cunning is
infantile. 
And like a child of three, he does not cut it quite off. In all
human 
records I doubt if there is such an example of a profound simplicity
in 
deception. This is the sort of intelligence which now sits in
the seat of 
the sane and honourable old Tory journalism. If it were really
the triumph 
of the tropical exuberance of the Yankee press, it would be vulgar,
but 
still tropical. But it is not. We are delivered over to the bramble,
and 
from the meanest of the shrubs comes the fire upon the cedars
of Lebanon.
The only question now is how much longer the
fiction will endure that 
journalists of this order represent public opinion. It may be
doubted 
whether any honest and serious Tariff Reformer would for a moment
maintain 
that there was any majority for Tariff Reform in the country comparable
to 
the ludicrous preponderance which money has given it among the
great 
dailies. The only inference is that for purposes of real public
opinion the 
press is now a mere plutocratic oligarchy. Doubtless the public
buys the 
wares of these men, for one reason or another. But there is no
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creed of Mr. Blackwell. If these men are merely tradesmen, there
is nothing 
to say except that there are plenty like them in the Battersea
Park Road, 
and many much better. But if they make any sort of attempt to
be 
politicians, we can only point out to them that they are not as
yet even 
good journalists.